“- Leonard Turner: [begins writing] Everybody?
- Leonard Turner: [suddenly stabs him with the pen and subdues everyone in the room] You look so stupid with that pen in your neck.
- Leonard Turner: [pointing his own gun at him] Don't ever threaten my family again.”

Bruce Willis - Leonard Turner

“- Frank King: Are you fucking with me? Because if you are, I will fuck you.
- Dalton Trumbo: I've heard that line before. It sounded better in prison.”
John Goodman - Frank King
Bryan Cranston - Dalton Trumbo

“- Camille Brewster: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
- Ferdinand Jones: No.
- Camille Brewster: You must have a cheap radio.”
Joan Davis - Camille Brewster
Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“I need a time machine with a loud radio to take me where I'm going.”
Kevin Costner - Butch Haynes

“- Roland Sharp: Why do you find it necessary to listen to this constant crap?
- Anne: What's the matter? You don't like vagina music?
- Roland Sharp: Do you have to use that word before I've had my coffee and soymilk?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Christina Milian - Anne