“- Lucille Botrelle: The damage to the spinal column's not yet been determined. But his breathing's stabilized and his liver's been saved.
- Lenny Magrath: That's good news.
- Lucille Botrelle: None of this is good news Lennie Magrath! It's all a grueling nightmare and you mark my word those resposible will pay dearly!”

Jean Willard - Lucille Botrelle
Diane Keaton - Lenny Magrath

“Answer my questions, before you start losing appendages.”

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas

“- Lewis Farrell: You must be wondering who I am?
- Kim: Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.
- Lewis Farrell: But?
- Kim: But, if you hurt her, I'll kill you.”
Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell
Pamela Adlon - Kim

“I'm gonna dig so many new holes in you, you're gonna look like a salt shaker!”

Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser

“- Doctor: Well, you need to tell that idiot who shot you that he better take some shooting lessons!
- Earl Crest: Now, don't be too disappointed, Doc.”
Larry Hovis - Doctor
Joshua Carter Jackson - Earl Crest