“I'm like a lighthouse! I stayed lit for you man! I never go dark.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“I know you're sad, you miss your mom. But please don't die, I'll be your best friend forever. And I will always take care of you, I promise. I love you.”

Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“- Ward: Will, I'm your best friend. Don't matter what crazy thing you do. I just wish you could win.
- Will Stoneman: I'll win. You can bet all your money on that.”
Marcus Klemp - Ward
Mackenzie Astin - Will Stoneman

“- Hannibal: I never thought you would betray your oldest living friend.
- General Morrison: I just hit first, Hannibal. I'm a fighter, man.”
Liam Neeson - Hannibal
Gerald McRaney - General Morrison

“- Maxwell Smart: Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.
- Lloyd: We never thought you were.
- Bruce: Yeah, we love you, man.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd
Masi Oka - Bruce