“- Jeremy Melton: Ummm, Paige, will you dance with me?
- Young Paige: I'd rather be boiled alive.”
Joel Palmer - Jeremy Melton
Chelcie Burgart - Young Paige

“- Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
- Alex Sheldon: I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.”
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland

“- Philip FitzRoyce: Perhaps we can have a drink and some dinner tonight?
- Kathryn Morgan: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. FitzRoyce, but that's a behavior I just don't do.”
Simon MacCorkindale - Philip FitzRoyce
Bess Armstrong - Dr. Kathryn 'Kay' Morgan

“- Thetis: Once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.
- Hera: Did he succeed?
- Thetis: Certainly not.
- Athena: What did you do?
- Thetis: Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark.”

Maggie Smith - Thetis
Claire Bloom - Hera
Susan Fleetwood - Athena