“The trouble with some people is they work too hard.”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

“Lesley: He quit... or got fired.
Riggan: Which is it, quit or fired?
Lesley: Well, with Mike it's usually both.”

Naomi Watts - Lesley
Michael Keaton - Riggan

“- Ron Anderson: Listen, Dexter, is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?
- Dexter King: Well, yes, as a matter of fact there is...
- Ron Anderson: Then for fuck's sake talk to someone about it, will you? And sort it out before I sack you and hire a lobotomized monkey to play your role. Okay?”
Rowan Atkinson - Ron Anderson
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
- Jane: Pised?”
Selma Blair - Jane Burns

“- Ron: You know, Terry, a lot of people come to see me with all kinds of problems. Drugs, alcohol, marital problems, sexual problems, health problems.
- Terry: Great job you got.
- Ron: Well... I like it. Because even in this little town, I feel like what I do is very connected with the real center of people's lives.”

Kenneth Lonergan - Ron
Mark Ruffalo - Terry