“- Harry: I was just telling these guys about that accident last night. Find out who that guy was?
- Dan Gillis: Not a thing. No ID. No license plates. No nothing.
- Ernie: Dan, old buddy, with that fancy salary the city of Potters Bluff pays you, and the amount of money the state spends getting you educated, you ought to be able to find some clues.”
Robert Englund - Harry
James Farentino - Sheriff Dan Gillis
Bill Quinn - Ernie

“- Judge John Channing: Are you trying to tell me that while every policeman in the state was looking for you, you were serving dinner to the district attorney, his wife and our governor? How is that possible?
- Nick Gardenia: Well... you have to prepare everything in advance.”
Harold Gould - Judge John Channing
Chevy Chase - Nicholas Gardenia

“I'm a prosecutor. I'm part of the business of accusing, judging and punishing. I explore the evidence of a crime and determine who is charged, who is brought to this room to be tried before his peers.”
Harrison Ford - Rusty Sabich

“Half a tick, Mr. Holmes. You can't go walking into someone's residence, poking about their personal possessions, disrupting their privacy... that's for Scotland Yard.”
Jeffrey Jones - Inspector Lestrade

“I couldn't detect horse manure if I stepped in it!”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes