“- Danny Costanzo: We can move down here.
- Ray Hughes: No, being a cop down here wouldn't be the same.
- Danny Costanzo: I don't mean being a cop. I mean to quit, retire, be a regular person.
- Ray Hughes: Regular people suck!
- Danny Costanzo: Maybe, but they hardly ever get shot.”
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes

“You know what cops do when they retire? They play golf. I don't want to play golf. I hate fucking golf.”
Bruce Willis - Jeff Talley

“- Kimble: Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-old. How much trouble can they be?
- Phoebe: On second thought, take the gun.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Pamela Reed - Phoebe

“- Officer: Could you turn the radio down please?
- Bombay: Yeah, I guess it was a widdle noisy.
- Officer: A widdle? Okay...blood, breath, or urine?
- Bombay: No thanks. I'm full.”
Bill Schoppert - Official (Hawks)
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Putter: Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble? What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I love police stations.
- Billie Jean: I thought you were grounded.
- Putter: I am.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean