“- Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
- Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Molly Shannon - Anita

“Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?”
Richard Lewis - Prince John

“- Just Judy: I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- John: You know the type. He's married to his job.”

Joanna Page - Just Judy
Martin Freeman - John

“Why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- King: I just wish I could be the man you deserve.
- Queen: You are more that man now than you ever were, warts and all.”
John Marwood Cleese - King
Julie Andrews - Queen