“In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jeans shorts.”

Aaron Yoo - Chewie

“- Victor Thigpen: Ricky, think my mom's gonna like her?
- Ricky Wade: I don't know... but your dad's gonna love her!”

Brad Grunberg - Victor Thigpen
Corey Feldman - Ricky Wade

“- Megan: I'm not supposed to like you.
- Graham: But?
- Megan: I wanna do that again.”

Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“- John Dixon: I like you a lot.
- Steven Carter: What about Christina?
- John Dixon: No contest, you're a better kisser!
- Steven Carter: Promise?
- John Dixon: Promise.”
Brad Gorton - John Dixon
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

- Valerie: I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy.
- Mac: What is "easy"?
- Valerie: This is "easy".

Geena Davis - Valerie
Jeff Goldblum - Mac