“It needs to scare you. There's something in fear, something it can smell. Something that tells it if there's anything inside someone that it might... like.”

Patricia Belcher - Jezelle Gay Hartman

“- Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motelroom and bang her like a beast!
- Matthew Kidman: Eli, I like this girl.
- Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.”
Chris Marquette - Eli
Emile Hirsch - Matthew Kidman

“I'm beginnin' to think I liked you a lot better when you used to smoke all that reefer and we'd fuck in your Pinto.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Sheriff Darl Hardwick

“I am sexually paranoid.”
John Simm - Jip

- Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
- Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh