“- Stephanie Kehoe: Weren't you saying how you wanted to stretch your legs?
- Christopher Marshall: Well, if your husband wouldn't mind...
- Ty Ventura: She doesn't have a husband.
- Marisa Ventura: I don't have a husband.
- Christopher Marshall: Well, I insist, then. Come with us, if you're free.”
Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall
Tyler Posey - Ty Ventura
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura

You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" and she says, "Yeah, okay". Then sex is on, yes? Doesn't always work, though. If the President of Burundi says do you want a cup of coffee, you're not supposed to go.
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I'm looking for errand boys...”

Brian Tee - Shredder

“- Carmine Sabatini: I want you to take this opportunity. Totally legitimate work for $1,000 dollars a week. And I know that you're not gonna disappoint me.
- Clark Kellogg: Well, I don't see how I could say no.
- Carmine Sabatini: This is not a yes. I want to hear yes.”
Marlon Brando - Carmine Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

- Sydney: Are you required to flirt, to behave as you do toward that table of men over there? Maybe... it's some part of your job?
- Clementine: They don't say to do it.
- Sydney: But if you don't?
- Clementine: Then I get questioned, like: "Why were so rude to them?" and, I mean, I can't talk back.

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney
Gwyneth Paltrow - Clementine