“- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: I can't believe you shot at him!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: He had a gun!
- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: He had a phone!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. Well, this should discourage further violations of the tax code.”

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - IRS Insp. Frank Hall
Larry Miller - IRS Insp. Derek Lester

“The first and most important rule of gun-running is to never get shot with your own merchandise.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- Eve: Rule number one in North America: no strangers in the car.
- Adam: Well if it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
- Eve: Oh, well that changes everything.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“This is the gun line. It runs from shack to shack, clear around the yard. You are now inside the gun line. You step outside the gun line without my permission, you will be shot. You trip and fall over the gun, you will be shot. You spit, you pee, you so much as stick your johnson over the gun line, you will be shot.”
Nick Cassavetes - Sergeant Dillard

“Thunderdome's simple. Get to the weapons, use them any way you can. I know you won't break the rules, there aren't any.”
Edwin Hodgeman - Dr. Dealgood