“- Mark: So you're in the school magazine this year.
- Wendy: Well, I am the school magazine. No one else can be fucked.
- Mark: I can be fu... I'd like to help.”
Patrick Nielsen - Mark
Kate McEnery - Wendy

“- Lisa Leeson: You're a big hero back in London, they think the sun shines out your arse.
- Nick Leeson: Really? I was beginning to feel like one of those Japanese soldiers, you know, still stuck out in the jungle 20 years after the war.”
Anna Friel - Lisa Leeson
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Rand: Don't worry, they'll dedicate a ward in the psych department to you, you sick fuck.
- Tim: This isn't going to work! You can't shoot me, you morons! It has to look like a suicide!”

Randall Batinkoff - Rand
Matthew Lillard - Tim

“- Ted Pikul: He wanted to kill you. That's two people in one day who wanted to actually kill you.
- Allegra Geller: I've never been more popular.”
Jude Law - Ted Pikul
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller

“- Jay: You joined the wrong organization. You ever hear of James Edwards?
- Agent Tee: No.
- Jay: He saved the lives of fifteen people tonight. But nobody knows he exists. And if nobody knows he exists, how can anybody love him?”
Will Smith - Jay
Patrick Warburton - Agent Tee