“- The Cowboy: Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before.
- Frank Dooley: Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.”
Steve Railsback - The Cowboy
John Candy - Frank Dooley

When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals. Today what I'm saying to you is this: "When facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?".
Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Signor Ferrari

“This is developing into a very bad habit! I don't know if I can explain it to you. It's not only against the law, it's wrong!”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed