“- Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.
- Dr. Evil: Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?
- Scott: A trillion's more than a billion, numbnuts.”
Robert Wagner - Number Two
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“- Oliver Oxley: Now, the question is, how much cash do you want? Barnaby, I said how much cash do you want? Name any amount.
- Barnaby: A zillion dollars!
- Oliver Oxley: What?
- G.J. Culverly: How much did he say?
- Barnaby: A zillion dollars - that's a million trillion.”
Charles Coburn - Mr. Oliver Oxley
Cary Grant - Dr. Barnaby Fulton
Larry Keating - G.J. Culverly

“There is a number hidden in every act of life, in every aspect of the universe.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“Numbers are a door to understanding a mystery that is bigger than us.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“- Manny: Look, Jesus Christ was 33 when he died. People are still talking about Him.
- Bobby Rayburn: Jesus Christ? Give me my damn number!”

John Leguizamo - Manny
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn