“Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.”

John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Pimmie Polk: How would you like your nuts crushed?
- Boy: How would you like your tits shot off?”

Julia Montgomery - Pimmie Polk
Tim Hoskins - Boy

“- Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?
- Stan Lee: I don't know. It's a superhero secret.”
Jason Lee - Brodie
Stan Lee - Stan Lee

“I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis and a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.”
Cameron Diaz - Lotte Schwartz

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane