“- Alex: You remember Lara?
- Jeff: Yes I do, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Nick Swardson - Jeff

“She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose.”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“- Uncle Elroy: I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?
- Craig Jones: Why do say that?
- Uncle Elroy: [looks at him] Cause your lip's turnin' black!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“I'm back! I got lips again and I'm gonna use them, baby!”
Robin Williams - King of the Moon

“Elise, if I give you any more collagen, your lips are gonna look like they got stuck in a pool drain.”

Rob Reiner - Dr. Morris Packman