“- Young Man in Coffee Shop: You know I was thinking, I don't want you to be my doctor. I don't want you to examine me.
- Susan Parrish: Why?
- Young Man in Coffee Shop: Because I like you so much.”
Brad Pitt - Young Man in Coffee Shop
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish

“Do you really want to fall in love with someone who doesn't appreciate a good cheeseburger?”
Blake Steury - Pat

“I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?”

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“- Abraham Lincoln: I feel as though I'm going to be seeing your face 'til the day I die. Course, I know that that'll be pretty hard on you to have to look at my face that long.
- Ann Rutledge: I think it's the dearest, kindest, most beautiful face in the whole world.”
Walter Huston - Abraham Lincoln
Una Merkel - Ann Rutledge

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall