“May I have 55 words with you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

- Roy O'Bannon: If people start looking at you funny then just say, "Howdy, partner."
- Chon Wang: ...Howdy... partner?
- Roy O'Bannon: Say it a little faster than that or people'll think you're slow in the head.
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“Surely you and I are beyond speaking when words are clearly not enough.”

Jonny Lee Miller - Edmund Bertram

“- Jack Willis: You have to watch your mouth. No bloodys, buggers, Jesus...
- Ruby Vale: Fuck. If I can't say bugger or Jesus, what can I say?”

Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis
Claudia Karvan - Ruby Vale

“Whenever you can, throw the word sexy - into a conversation. Its a kind of a signal. Like, um, there's something really sexy about strobe lights. Or, eh, this fabric is so sexy.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte