“- Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
- Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.”
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi
Richard Grieco - Richard Grieco

“- Tamiki Umezaki: My mother, she wonders if you brought your famous hat.
- Sherlock Holmes: The deerstalker? I've never worn one.
- Tamiki Umezaki: And a pipe?
- Sherlock Holmes: I prefer a cigar.”
Hiroyuki Sanada - Tamiki Umezaki
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“I don't know what's worse, church or jail?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“- Albin Grau: What is the most wondrous thing you ever saw?
- Henrik Galeen: I once saw Greta Schroeder naked.
- Albin Grau: That beats ectoplasm!”
Udo Kier - Albin Grau

- James: It's like he said: Marvelous things will happen.
- Glowworm: Did he say, "Marvelous pigs in satin"?
- Grasshopper: No, dear lady.

Paul Terry - James
Miriam Margolyes - Glowworm
Simon Callow - Grasshopper