“- Elvis: Is there an amusement park on this island?
- Jesse: No, there's a whale spotting station.
- Elvis: Is that where they paint spots on the whales?
- Jesse: Yeah.”
Francis Capra - Elvis
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“That is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can skip and prance around like a magical pixie horse, and do whatever the heck you wanna do all day long. This is the good side, for those who love New York and care about getting back.”

Ben Stiller - Alex

“- Gawain: I can't wait to leave this island. If it's not raining, it's snowing, and if it's not snowing, it's foggy.
- Lancelot: And that's summer.”
Joel Edgerton - Gawain
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot

- Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
- Shaggy: Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary", "spooky", "haunted", or "forbidden" in the title.
Rio Nugara - Island Emissary
Matthew Lillard - Shaggy

“I saw an island in the Pacific once. I've never been able to forget it. That's where I'd like to take her.”

Clark Gable - Peter