“- Sally: Where did you come from?
- The Cat: Hm… How do I put this... When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that...
- Conrad: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from?
- The Cat: My place, what do you think?”
Dakota Fanning - Sally
Mike Myers - The Cat
Spencer Breslin - Conrad

- Smokey: He's gotta go through the park, right? Let's meet him there and have ourselves a little "picnic".
- Lucky: Great! I'll bring herring!
- Smokey: Hey, hey, moron! The mouse is the picnic!

Chazz Palminteri - Smokey
Jim Doughan - Lucky

“- Henry: So, do you work here?
- Beth: Yeah, I'm the Camp Director. You?
- Henry: Me, no, I don't work here.
- Beth: No, yeah, I'm the camp director... I would know if you worked here.
- Henry: Oh, right. ”
David Hyde Pierce - Henry Newman
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“- Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
- Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.”
Luke Wilson - Dr. Peter Flynn
Seymour Cassel - Bert Fischer

“- Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
- Jane: Pised?”
Selma Blair - Jane Burns