“If Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“- Mrs. Plunkett: Good morning, darling!
- Plunkett Senior: Good morning dear! Well, our son is an idiot!
- Mrs. Plunkett: We've known that for years, haven't we, darling?
- Plunkett Senior: Well, this time he has surpassed himself”
Liz Smith - Mrs. Plunkett
Ray McAnally - Plunkett Senior

“- Mr. Dingle: You know son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, we're all pretty much convinced that you were dead.
- Johnny: I got better.
- Mr. Dingle: Well, welcome home, son.”
Edward Herrmann - Mr. Dingle
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“Do you really think death frightens me now? I watched my eldest son die.”

Peter O'Toole - Priam

“I loved my boy from the moment he opened his eyes until the moment you closed them.”

Peter O'Toole - Priam