“If Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“- Mrs. Plunkett: Good morning, darling!
- Plunkett Senior: Good morning dear! Well, our son is an idiot!
- Mrs. Plunkett: We've known that for years, haven't we, darling?
- Plunkett Senior: Well, this time he has surpassed himself”
Liz Smith - Mrs. Plunkett
Ray McAnally - Plunkett Senior

“We do what you say, and we go to the bank. Anything goes wrong, you're gonna turn around and I'll be gone. Okay. And if that happens, from this day on, any time your kid leaves this house to go to school, go play, see a friend, to buy a fuckin' comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself: Is today... Jimmy Shaker day?”

Gary Sinise - Det. Jimmy Shaker

“The world is blowing up. My son is dead.”
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.”
Jon Voight - Larry Zoolander