“I did not murder that bitch any more than I'm wearing a diamond tiara.”
Kathy Bates - Dolores Claiborne

“Aunt Cassie couldn't be the killer, because she's not strong enough to lug around a couple of grown men like a set of Indian clubs.”
Wallace Ford - Bob White

“- Lawrence Isabella: I haven't done anything illegal.
- Truman Gates: Oh really? Well I had an interesting talk with a fellow last night who claims different. My man says you were in the back of the truck when my brother was killed.”
Ben Stiller - Lawrence Isabella
Patrick Swayze - Truman Gates

- Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birds, and the little monkeys"!
- Cady Heron: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Frank Drebin: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
- Ed Hocken: He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken