“- Jonathan Knox: I've never seen a grizzly just turn and run like that.
- Warren Stantin: Everybody else up here acts like they've never seen a black man before. Why should the bear be different?”
Tom Berenger - Jonathan Knox
Sir Sidney Poitier - Warren Stantin

“You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.”
Russell Crowe - Jor-El

“- Steff: C'mon, I'm talking about more than just sex here.
- Andie: No, you're not.
- Steff: You know, I've been out with a lot of girls at this school. I don't see what makes you so different.”
James Spader - Steff
Molly Ringwald - Andie

“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
- Leslie's Nurse: Uh, no.
- Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!”
Fred Willard - Buck Laughlin
Jay-Lyn Green - Leslie's Nurse