“- Everett: No, thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down.
- Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.”

George Clooney - Everett
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell

“With one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!”

Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- George Henderson: He walked into our kitchen and was eating out of our refrigerator. I thought we was gonna eat me, but he ate our daughter's corsage and our passiflora coccinea, then it ate our goldfish!
- Sergeant Mancini: Where is he now, Mr. Henderson?
- George Henderson: In the bathroom.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson
William Ontiveros - Sgt. Mancini

“Chicken, chicken, chicken! Chickie-chickie-chickie-chicken! Come here, I don't want to hurt you, I just want to eat you.”

Gene Wilder - Avram