“You would drink, too, if you knew the world half as well as I do.”
Hugh Jackman - Gerald Root

“- Susan Johnson: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
- Arthur Bach: It'd have to be a real big woman.”
Jill Eikenberry - Susan Johnson
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach

“I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.”
Willie Nelson - Wendell

“She looked at me like I was a dope, which I never really minded from her. And she had a point, I guess. We knew each other as well then as now. Anyway, well enough.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“- Martha Corey: I, sir, am innocent to a witch. I know not what a witch is.
- Judge Hathorne: If you know not what a witch is, how do you know you are not one?”
Mary Pat Gleason - Martha Corey
Robert Breuler - Judge Hathorne