“If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“We should all be so lucky to have someone who will never let us go. The ultimate legacy is to leave behind someone who will love you forever.”
Calista Flockhart - Ally McBeal

“Don't let nobody ever come between you and a girlfriend.”
Humphrey Bogart - Chips Maguire

“She finds human imperfection unforgiveable. And when I gradually discovered that my relationship to her was supposed to be not that of a loving husband and a good companion, but... but that of a kind of high priest to a virgin goddess, then my drinks grew deeper and more frequent.”

Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“The world would be a lot better off if there was no people in it.”
Henry Travers - Gramp