“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“The bizarre thing is that I did it for my old man. I tortured this poor kid because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the wild things he used to do. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right?”
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark

“- Mike O'Donnell: Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother.
- Maggie: Who are you, my father?”
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
Michelle Trachtenberg - Maggie

“- Sam Sparks: When I was a girl, I had glasses, I wore my hair in a ponytail, and I was totally obsessed with weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Radar Turbo 2000. All the other kids made fun of me. They kept teasing me with this lame song. I mean, it wasn't even clever.
- Kids: Four Eyes! Four Eyes! You need glasses to see!”
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks

“Kids hiring a bodyguard to take care of a bullying? Stupidest thing I ever heard.”
Adam Baldwin - Disgruntled Bodyguard