“- Carla: My dad gives these instead of candy!
- Daniel: Up and down, but not across. ”

Juliette Lewis - Carla
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny

“- Agnes Smith: Rose, what did you get me for Christmas?
- Rose Smith: You'll find out tomorrow.
- Agnes Smith: I hope it's a hunting knife!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“- Carol: Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
- Scott Calvin: Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Maurice Doyle: Daddy, where's the carriages?
- Desmond Doyle: Santa was a bit strapped for cash this year. Costs a lot of money to feed those elves, you know.”

Hugh McDonagh - Maurice Doyle
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“- Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?
- Grinch: Vengeance! Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who
Jim Carrey - Grinch