“Do you know what I've been doing, all alone in my workshop, for almost two years? How I spend my every solitary hour? What I've been working on, what the world really needs and no one has been able to create: a virtually life-like humanoid, gender-specific, anatomically functional, sexual surrogate-slash-companion.”

Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton

“- Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
- Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
Laura Dern - Ellie

“I don't believe that God made man in his image. 'Cause most of the shit that happens comes from man. No, I think man was made in the Devil's image.”
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“- Elizabeth Shaw: We call them Engineers.
- Milburn: Do you mind telling us what they engineered?
- Elizabeth Shaw: They engineered us.”
Noomi Rapace - Elizabeth Shaw
Rafe Spall - Millburn

“God created us all, Shelly. He doesn't make mistakes.”
William H. Macy - Bill Porter