- Miner Weber: You still in high school?
- Kelly Ernswiler: Yeah, I am. But I also moonlight as a stock boy over at the Shop Ease. And PresidentDawn Cominsky says every employee's part owner, so I guess you could say I'm a captain of industry in training. Sort of, um, a "capitalist larvae".
Anson Mount - Miner Weber
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“- Tom Holmes: You used to hate the capitalists.
- Max: Naturally. That was before I had money.”
Richard Barthelmess - Tom Holmes
Robert Barrat - Max

“Those poor schmucks… they drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart, never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans.”
Morgan Freeman - Col. Abraham Curtis

“Everyone knows that Halloween was invented by a candy company.”
Omri Katz - Max

“The buying and selling of dope in this country may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.”

Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko