- Julie "The Cat" Gaffney: I want to know who this new Coach Orion is. My dad said that if I didn't like him, I could come right home.
- Russ Tyler: That's nice. My dad said I better stay in on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Josie Hemphill: You could go to school over there at Sul Ross. Still live here. You could talk to daddy about that.
- John Hemphill: We talked about college a few years ago. He told me all a father owes his son is room and board for 18 years. And after that, he's on his own.”
Ashley Johnson - Josie Hemphill
Eddie Mills - John Hemphill

“- Nancy Hayes: I dropped out of high school, took a trip to Hollywood and hostessed at a strip club.
- Jack Ryan: Everybody hostesses, nobody strips.”
Sara Foster - Nancy Hayes
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!”

James Woods - John Moss

“- Nora: I found a rehearsal partner. So now I won't miss a beat when Andrew gets back.
- Nora's Mom: Your applications arrived from Cornell and Brown. I put them on your bed.
Remember our deal, Nora. If you don't get a job from the showcase you go to school in the fall.”
Jenna Dewan Tatum - Nora Clark
Deirdre Lovejoy - Nora's Mom