- Julie "The Cat" Gaffney: I want to know who this new Coach Orion is. My dad said that if I didn't like him, I could come right home.
- Russ Tyler: That's nice. My dad said I better stay in on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Josie Hemphill: You could go to school over there at Sul Ross. Still live here. You could talk to daddy about that.
- John Hemphill: We talked about college a few years ago. He told me all a father owes his son is room and board for 18 years. And after that, he's on his own.”
Ashley Johnson - Josie Hemphill
Eddie Mills - John Hemphill

“- Chloe Steele: I have exams, I have to go!
- Rayford Steele: And I have a flight. It's called a job. Welcome to the real world!”
Janaya Stephens - Chloe Steele
Brad Johnson - Rayford Steele

“I won't be a caddy all my life. I'm going to car-wash school in the fall.”
Jonathan Silverman - Harry

“- Romy White: The reunion is less than two weeks away. I just can't believe that you turned down a job!
- Michele Weinberger: Well, I thought the whole point of going to the reunion was to impress people. I mean, how am I gonna impress anybody by selling ban-lon smocks at Bargain Mart?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger