“- Barry B. Benson: What is that?
- Ken: Italian Vogue.
- Barry B. Benson: Mamma mia! That's a lot of pages.
- Ken: It's a lot of ads.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson
Patrick Warburton - Ken

“For years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers to buy products they normally wouldn't want, just to get their money.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

“Kids today aren't dumb. They're not gonna buy just anything. That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today's rock music.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

The new slogan now is "Diamonds: Render her speechless". Why don't they just go ahead and say it? "Diamonds: That'll shut her up... for a minute".

Ron White - Ron White

“Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick