“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Are we having a party tonight or what?
- Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Wait a minute... no beer?”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Gale Mayron - Cecilia

“- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: You know what top secret is?
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: Yes, sir. It's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send 'em to your relatives.”
Alec Baldwin - Lt. Col. James Doolittle
Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley

“- Captain James T. Kirk: We didn't kill Gorkon!
- Martia: Of course not. But there is a reward for your death.
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: That figures.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Iman - Martia
DeForest Kelley - McCoy

“A good death is its own reward.”
Antje Traue - Faora

“- Guy Cipriani: No wedding!
- Connie Cipriani: We got 300 people coming here.
- Guy Cipriani: Good, they come here, they eat, they drink, they sing, they go the fuck home! Sorry!”
Paul Sorvino - Guy Cipriani
Veronica Cartwright - Connie Cipriani