“- Kemper: We gotta call the cops.
- Morgan: Police officers, please, as you inspect a crime scene, which is now our van, please, ignore the colorful pinata, filled with marijuana, in case you happen to come across it, because it played no part, you know, whatsoever in the demise of this unfortunate, young woman.”

Eric Balfour - Kemper
Jonathan Tucker - Morgan

“- Professor Plum: Is there gonna be a cover up?
- Wadsworth: Isn't that in the public interest? What could be gained by exposure?
- Professor Plum: But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after a multiple murder?
- Wadsworth: Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?”
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“Being an intelligence officer destroys all faith in human nature.”
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Admiral Bowen

“- Castor Troy: It's a capital crime to try to kill the next big boss of the FBl, yes?
- Sean Archer: Yes. The penalty... the penalty is death!”

John Travolta - Castor Troy
Nicolas Cage - Sean Archer

“For most problems the Marine is issued a solution. If ill, go to sickbay. If wounded, call a Corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind no standard solution exists.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford