“- Dennis Wallace: Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?
- Felix: And don't say Macaulay Culkin.”

Sisqó - Dennis Wallace
Colin Hanks - Felix Woods

“- George Takei: [at Lloyd's wedding] The commitment that these two men are about to make is the most important commitment anyone can make.
- Ari Gold: If you're not gay, Lloyd, now would probably be the time to say so.
- George Takei: And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.
- Ari Gold: Don't kid yourself, Sulu.”
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold
George Takei - George Takei

“Maureen and I were not meant to be married. Something always came up to keep us apart, a picture, or another affair, or some problem in the timing. Every once in a while, we landed on the same picture – Against All Flags, The Magnificent Matador – and resumed our affair.”

Anthony Quinn

“I thought Richard Burton was a wonderful man. He still is a wonderful man, no matter how many times he marries Elizabeth Taylor.”
Henry Koster On Richard Burton

“There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career. ”
Billie Burke