“You know, people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.”

Rebecca Romijn - Mystique

“- Dewey Finn: You know what? You don't have to worry about me 'cos i'm tough. If a kid gets outta line, I got no problem, smackin' 'em in the head.
- Rosalie Mullins: No. No, we don't use corporal punishment here.
- Dewey Finn: Okay, so just... verbal abuse?”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn
Joan Cusack - Rosalie Mullins

- Zeus Carver: It's ten after nine. Why aren't you in school?
- Raymond: Tony wants to sell you this.
- Zeus Carver: Tony? That no-neck dude they call "Bad T"?
- Dexter: He says he found it in a dumpster.
- Zeus Carver: He keeps stealing from people, they're gonna find him in a dumpster.
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Aldis Hodge - Raymond
Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter

“Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime!”

Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines