“Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.”
Eric Idle - Angela

- Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation”. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
- Liz: Was that on a beer mate?
- Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
- Liz: I won't say anything.
- Shaun: Thanks.
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Kate Ashfield - Liz

“The only downer is everyones got the same idea, we all travel thousands of miles just to watch tv and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

- David's Mom: When your father was here, I used to think, "This was it. This is the way it was always going to be. I had the right house. I had the right car. I had the right life."
- David: There is no right house. There is no right car.
Jane Kaczmarek - David's Mom
Tobey Maguire - David

“You live in a free society; you have no choice.”
Ken Russell - Walter