“- Kate Grant: He always did have a nice voice. It was the only nice thing about that bastard.
- Woody Grant: It's all right.
- Kate Grant: All right? Did you know... he was always trying to get into my bloomers?
- David Grant: Jesus mom. Was the whole town trying to seduce you?”

June Squibb - Kate Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Will Forte - David Grant

“Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.”
Elizabeth Banks - Gail

“- Julie: You have so many great books.
- Dex: The better to seduce you with.
- Julie: What?
- Dex: The better to deduce the truth with.”
Dana Goodman - Julie
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dr. Lily Sinclair: So, is this how you seduce all the girls?
- Eddie Kasalivich: Only physicists with hypothermia who are accused of being a terrorist.”

Rachel Weisz - Dr. Lily Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Eddie Kasalivich

“- Violet: I'm trying to seduce you.
- Corky: Why?
- Violet: Because I want to. I've wanted to ever since I saw you that day in the elevator. I know you don't believe me, but I can prove it to you. You can't believe what you see. But you can believe... what you feel. I've been thinking about you all day.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky