“- James 'Droz' Andrews: What's your major?
- Sanskrit Major: Sanskrit.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5000 year-old dead language?”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Joel Bissonnette - Sanskrit Major

“Some of you may have had easy lives up until now. Some of you may not. Life this semester won't be easy for any of you. Your grades in your first year of law school can determine your entire future in the law.”
James Earl Jones - Professor Banks

“- Sarah Harding: Don't light that! Dinosaurs pick up scents from miles away. We're here to observe and document, not interact.
- Ian Malcolm: Which is a scientific impossibility.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for... has all been preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.”

Emmy Rossum - Laura Chapman

“- Jake Shuttlesworth: What are you studying?
- Mary Shuttlesworth: Cells.
- Jake Shuttlesworth: Yeah, me too.”
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth
Zelda Harris - Mary Shuttlesworth