• “- Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
    - Pedro: Whuut?
    - Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
    - Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
    - Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
    - Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man... [gets license with great difficulty].
    - Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!
    - Arresting Officer: ... Sir, what's your name?
    - Pedro: uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...”

    Arthur Roberts - Arresting Officer
    Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
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