“- Victoria Everglot: Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day. I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn't it?
- Victor Van Dort: Yes, silly. No. No, not at all, no.”
Emily Watson - Victoria Everglot
Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort

“- Mona Lisa Vito: I want a wedding in church with bridesmaids and flowers.
- Vinny Gambini: Whoa. How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic?
- Mona Lisa Vito: Hey, a burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.”
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

“Even though we might be the last wagon, we'd never be the first to fall out.”
Tyrone Power - Jonathan Kent

“To this end, I pledge you ships - ships worthy of our seamen - a mighty fleet, hewn out of the forests of England; a navy foremost in the world - not only in our time, but for generations to come.”
Flora Robson - Queen Elizabeth

Do you have what it takes to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother fuckers in God's cruel kingdom? Will you be able to one day say: "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley?".

Jamie Foxx - Staff Sgt. Sykes