“Oh, shit, I'm a Colombian drug lord.”

Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“- Coles: I'm surprised that you're so upset by this situation.
- Sam: What is this situation?
- Coles: This!
- Sam: There is no situation except for you being a complete asshole.”
Mark Ruffalo - Coles
Maya Stange - Sam

“Four-and-a-half years I live wit' a buddy an' his family. I think I'm diggin' a guy's character... Boy, I'm a victim of disappointment in you.”
Russ Tamblyn - Riff

“I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you, kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it.”
Liv Tyler - Faye Dolan

“- Lily: I was hoping you wouldn't be like everybody else. Silly of me, wasn't it?
- Trenholm: I'm disappointed in myself. Because you're beginning to upset me.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm