“- Patricia: That outfit's wearing you, Felix.
- Joe: Why are you calling me Felix. My name is Joe.
- Patricia: I am calling you Felix because I do what I want.”
Meg Ryan - Patricia
Tom Hanks - Joe

“- Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
- Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?
- Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Now let me check the zipcode. Two-one-two-fuck-you?”

Mink Stole - Dottie Hinkle
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Harvey Holroyd: I just want to find out where she is.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Hey, Harv, that's her space.
- Harvey Holroyd: Right. And what's the address of her space?”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Peter Bonerz - Leonard

“- Bald Cop: Where do you live?
- Frank Fencepost: I live where the land meets the sky. Where the eagle and the raven fly free. I live under the sun and the moon.
- Bald Cop: Where do you live?
- Silas Crow: I'm his neighbour.”
Bruno Bryniarski - Bald Cop
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow

“If you need this, Jack, if you really need this, I will take these kids from a life they love and I'll take myself from the only home we've ever shared together and I'll move wherever you need to go. I'll do that because I love you. I love you, and that's more important to me than our address. I choose us.”
Téa Leoni - Kate Reynolds