“- Alan Dershowitz: Well, a priest is the ideal witness: it's like getting the word of God.
- Claus von Bülow: I checked. God is unavailable.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow

“Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.”

Peter Riegert - Aldo

“- Rocco: It's nothin' personal. It's just bad luck you were a witness.
- Sally: My whole life, I had bad luck.
- Rocco: Me too.”
Danny Aiello - Rocco
Mia Farrow - Sally White

In a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying “Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness”.
Susan Sarandon - Beverly Clark

“- Pastor Arthur Mitchell: Actually, your honor, we have a lot of witnesses here that are willing to testify to a lot of things... like embezzlement.
- Tianna: Misappropriation of funds.
- Sister Doris: Falsifying documents.
- Rickey: Not to mention, wearing an easter suit with a Halloween shirt and tie set!”
Chi McBride - Pastor Arthur Mitchell
Malinda Williams - Tianna
Loretta Devine - Sister Doris
Katt Williams - Rickey