- Angelica Chaste: Seems mine is bigger than yours.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: Size doesn't matter.
- Angelica Chaste: Oh, yes it does.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: You mean those girls have been lying to me all those years?

Sheryl Lee - Angelica Chaste
Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“- Angela: So, what's this for?
- Jack: It's uh... it's for shark fishing.”

Sandra Bullock - Angela
Jeremy Northam - Jack

“- The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
- Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because you have a gun!”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Motorcycle Cop: Where's the fire?
- Dallas: [lying] This kid fell off his motorcycle, I'm taking him to the hospital.
- Motorcycle Cop: Is he hurt bad?
- Dallas: How should I know? I ain't no doc.
[Motorcycle Cop goes away]”

Ed Jackson - Motorcycle Cop
Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Loretta: You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
- Amber Atkins: Really?
- Loretta: No. It's pure bullshit, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it.”
Allison Janney - Loretta
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins