“- Lisa: Throw me a lifesaver!
- Phyllis Nefler: No problem! Butterscotch or Wintergreen?”
Karen Kopins - Lisa
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Gilbert: Bobby, how's business?
- Bobby: Oh, not good... nobody's dying.”
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Crispin Glover - Bobby McBurney

“- Alex Rosen: I never understood how you hooked up with a cow like that.
- Luke Wright: It was never about her looks, it was her sense of humor.
- Alex Rosen: She's not so funny now, is she?
- Luke Wright: No, she's not. Neither am I.”

Anson Mount - Alex Rosen
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Dr. Richard Appleby: You actually see a connection between a nosebleed and a house falling?
- John Garrett: Yeah, they're both dead. That seems to happen a lot around here, did you notice that?
- Dr. Richard Appleby: I don't appreciate your humor.”
Ed Grady - Dr. Richard Appleby
Terence Knox - John Garrett