“- Abby Brewster: The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.
- Mortimer Brewster: How did the poison get in the wine?
- Martha Brewster: We put in wine because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor.”
Josephine Hull - Abby Brewster
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster
Jean Adair - Martha Brewster

“- Yzma: What?! A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!
- Kronk: Yeah, weird.
- Yzma: Let me see that vial.
- Yzma: This isn't poison! This is extract of.... llama! Oooh..
- Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about re-labeling some of them.”

Eartha Kitt - Yzma
Patrick Warburton - Kronk

“- Sally Owens: We have to go to the police. It was self defense.
- Gilly Owens: What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens

“On the list of things I expect to kill me, mercury poisoning ranks well below liver failure, struck by lightning and heart attack during sex. Guess which one I'm rooting for?”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“Roses are red, John's name is Truett. Esther's in love, we always knew it!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith